Awesome: Netflix Will Now Just Pump Septic Waste Straight Into Your Living Room

LOS GATOS, CA—Streaming giant Netflix has announced a new and innovative service that will literally just pump thousands of gallons of septic waste right into your living room. For the low price of $8.99 per month, you can watch as a sewage truck backs up to your house and pipes 2,000 gallons of brown sludge through the wall until you are neck-deep in toxic waste.

The CEO also said not to read too much into the new service: “It’s not a metaphor or anything. It’s just raw, pure, untreated sewage.”

Enthusiastic Netflix customers have jumped on this new service and are gleefully rolling in their slime-coated living rooms. “I don’t like all the waste,” said one excited parent. “But sometimes, it doesn’t smell all that bad. Definitely worth the $8.99 per month!”

Starting next year, Netflix will also offer a more premium service that allows you to have your septic waste delivered by a real-life drag queen.

 

Source: https://babylonbee.com

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