Canada Approves “Glory Holes” For Safe Sex During Pandemic

By Tyler Durden,

The British Columbia Centre for Disease Control’s website has an entire section dedicated to sex education during the virus pandemic. Deep within, government leading health experts suggest “glory holes” could be the safest technique to minimize virus spreading during sex.

“Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact,” the Canadian CDC wrote.

As defined by Urban Dictionary, a “Gloryhole is a hole made in a thin wall or other type of partition where a man can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side.”

The crowdsourced online dictionary for slang words also said these holes “can be found in bathrooms in the stall wall, in private rooms found in adult bookstores, and in dark rooms and labyrinths in bathhouses. Open rooms in bathhouses with many gloryholes are called a sucktorium and often have a raised level on one side of the holes to allow everyone to stand.”

Canadian CDC also suggests “masturbation” and “virtual sex” are the best methods for getting turned on during the pandemic. Still, at the same time, it allows one to practice safe sex social distancing. If one is to “masturbate with a partner(s), physical distancing will lower your chance of getting COVID-19,” health officials added.

Of course, the internet went crazy, here’s what people had to say about top Canadian officials  advising the public to use “glory holes.”

Source: https://www.zerohedge.com

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5 thoughts on “Canada Approves “Glory Holes” For Safe Sex During Pandemic”

  1. No, I got it! Avoid the human race altogether. Get everything sent in by amazon and hose it down with bleach before it comes into your house. It will be fun. I promise. And you will discover what God gave you a hand for if you don’t already know.

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  2. I think on a barrel or cask that device is called a “bung hole”. Remind me never to go to Canada. As a Michigan resident, I used to be able to go there just with a birth certificate and a Driver’s License. Now it takes a passport. Best of luck putting up with all that nonsense.

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  3. This is just a sample of dumb shit headed our way. Canadian Supreme Court has ruled most forms of Bestiality legal so really this is nothing. Breaking news Greece has seen fit to declaring pedophilia a disability. Seems to come with a monthly check as well. Look to the worlds rich and famous to be lining up for passports and dual citizenship. If the Greeks don’t stand up and actually do something this time it just shows the Muslims were right about them all along.

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  4. To all those of you, as afraid as I, to ‘frak’…
    The real doll humanoid looking robot (with soft skin and bones, beautiful eyes and faces, bodies like you dream of in a partner, all driven by A,I., now in manufacture by a number of companies some as low as a few thousand dollars today) is coming “to the rescue” for safe sex and ‘real-soon’ (probably part of the plan)….

    The problem in the world, they (the wealthy elite scum) say,, is, that there is an overpopulation explosion (unequivocally 100% untrue) but in my opinion, if things continue as they are now,, population,, soon, will truly be, a real problem, it will be a population decimation problem. The lack thereof, of real people, not enough real people being born to continue, a functional society, caused by people afraid to interact at all (let alone sex, how does one have sex 6’ apart?), due to fear mongering MSM and governmental ineptitude resulting in nonsense policies like this. I ask you, isn’t all this kind of viral fear mongering, a continuation of their, population reduction agenda?

    I know yes, I am in fear of relationships, 16yrs chaste now (yes I really have turned down sexual advances, repeatedly over the last 16 years and have practiced distancing myself socially – not the Social Distancing as prescribed today but, limiting my interactions socially by not dating, not going involving myself with others, and limited communications to online mostly), because if society can’t get its mind right, I have actually considered the purchase of one of them ‘dolls’ myself, opting for a ‘soul less’ relationship, instead of human interaction, and that,, has nothing to do with virus’s.
    It has only to do with the corruption of the mind by the (utterly failed) western capitalist society (not to advocate communism nor socialism nor facism either, all failures). This society where every woman wants that top 5% of perfect male physique and wealth, and every man, wants that minimum of top 5% of women, hot and beautiful, preferably without a brain or independent thought, in their pretty lil head (at least until you marry one and she cleans you out in divorce court 2 yrs hence with the attorney from hell)…
    Most people in relationships are always looking to “trade up”, yes, it’s true, were that not true, there would be no infidelity, no broken marriages, no (what is it now 70% or is it really a 100%, divorce rate, if, given enough time) divorce lawyers taking everyone’s assets, and far worse, enslaving men to 18years of forced servitude as child support and alimony combined that takes 70% of their income (in more than some, cases)…
    Just view the rise of the MGTOW Movement on utube and elsewhere – to you newbies that’s “Men Going Their Own Way”) as a direct result of female empiricism. Divorce courts which are set up to ensure female dominance in society, or, the divorce which just takes it all from the man financially emotionally and destroys their reputation, or worse, all that and, putting the men in prison for the duration of whatever term the cabal court decree’s based on often times, made up lies…
    Western society is, was, and has been broken,, for all my life, it is only now, the cracks have sprung leaks and cannot hold back the barrage of BS piled behind its dam.

    We really need a complete and utter paradigm shift in all aspects of human relations and society. Really!! Get a grip, it’s all failed, everything has failed, every society, every civilization, every secular religion every “system”, they have all,, failed…and we are witnessing the latest one coming crashing down around us now – as carefully planned and intended…

    I don’t know it all. I don’t have all the answers why, and I don’t have all the solutions, just stating, a fact, human society cannot continue as it has, we are doomed, one way or the other, without some intervention from above (reference to hopefully benevolent ET intervention from ‘heaven’ – the Greek translation of a word meaning ‘the sky’)..
    It’s clearly headed that way (I am still hoping the benevolent ET steps in to help), unless humanity rewrites the religions, politics, policies, laws, and even basic philosophies, especially in regards to our treatment of each other not, as equals (which we all, inherently are).
    If not, then, the A.I. real doll’s and worse, yes blind glory holes, are probably, here to stay. The only question then, will humanity, still be.
    I begin to believe no, we won’t be…not in any sense, that we recognize, today, unless we act…

    To you folks in Canada that go sticking it up to, or into, that hole; one fair warning: You might get a real surprise from the other side, or worse, some big fat nasty individual (or something else, you might never consider fracking) might come out from behind the wall, to ask for your number and try to follow you home… you might wanna consider the virtual alternatives or yes, buying a real doll, sad to say but, it will be less expensive by today’s societal standards, in the long run, and who cares if, as a result, we the people ie: humans, die out (do we, have value as a species? Do we deserve the right to survive? Ask yourself why? This is a question I struggle to answer.), and the Draco’s or some other off world faction then, truly inherits the earth, an earth without all those “pesky humans”. The few millions that might be left, will be easily enslaved and well, may be at, that “real, last supper”, as the entree.

    I am being somewhat comedic here (though not completely) but, these are real questions we need to answer… Write out your answers, stand on them, shout them from the rooftops if you must to bring attention to our real issues;
    Do we as the human species, deserve,, to continue, and why?
    What kind of human relationships, black white yellow red, male female, do we want, and should we even “divide” ourselves into such groups, are we not all, truly the same, behind the eyes?
    Are we not all,, human, and equal? (If you answered “no”, go to the back of the classroom and put the ‘dunce hat’ on fir the rest of the day).
    What kind of life, do we want to lead, and how,, do we build this, new society,, politically, legally, economically, morally and socially?
    Is fidelity, or fleeting good looks money and physique, more important in a relationship to you?
    What is your minimum in desire, not maximum in perfection, can you both find a partner that falls somewhere in between and be happy to make it work, without infidelity and risks of STD or worse?
    Are terminal marriage laws needed (ie: divorce is illegal) with infidelity punishable by extermination?

    I could go on…at length with (hundreds of such, I’m sure), questions, as I have not even gotten to politics or religion, nor the rest…but, You should continue the list yourself, there are many questions but, very few answers, fewer, correct ones, correct that is, for all of humanity,,, Remember, “we the people” need a complete societal paradigm shift, to a society that functions equally well, for “all the people” equally. Otherwise we are doomed as a species, and society, as we understand it, will be dead and gone, long before that.

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